What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 05:51

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-J W Pepper
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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Moonraker
Live and Let Die
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
From Russia With Love
Goldfinger
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Ah so!”
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Dr No
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
A View to a Kill
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
You Only Live Twice
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
Diamonds Are Forever
Octopussy